Sexy’s engines shudder and the cloister bell tolls as the Doctor ballets around the console barefooted in a classy LBD. Tapping buttons and flipping levers, the Time Lady rolls her green eyes at her TARDIS’s protests. The console sparks and smokes before the wayward Gallifreyan manages to land Sexy on Mount Olympus.

The Doctor sticks her head out of the doorway of her blue police box and grins at seeing @Hermes and @JessicaLaren.

“Oi, you two! It’s my birthday and you’re invited to my party.”>

@TheDoctor Jessica has just stepped out of a hot tub in which a very naked @Hermes is sat waiting for her lady to bring over drinks. The nude metal woman goes over to the bar, ignoring the TARDIS and the blonde within it, and starts making a pair of martinis.

“Herm, do you see a police box or am I hallucinating? The doctor said my psych meds could have that kind of effect.” [x]

@JessicaLaren @TheDoctor "...huh?"

Hermes stands up from the tub to see The Doctor intruding on her property, and she tiptoes her way to the bathroom door to avoid slipping.

"Doctor, you could've landed outside and clapped at the gates like any normal citizen would!

...but I suppose we're not dealing with a normal citizen here...

Let me get fixed up first, okay?"

@Hermes @JessicaLaren “Hermes, not to be rude, but do you think I have any issues with nudity? Get your sweet little arse in here.” She looks at Jessica. “You too, Metal Maiden. To borrow a turn of phrase from a very old friend, prepare yourselves for endless wonder.” >

@TheDoctor @Hermes Jess doesn’t immediately recognize this unusual Irishwoman or her equally as unconventional mode of conveyance, as she’s still working with Mnemosyne on retrieving her memories. But the metallic woman knows that very little can harm her, so she steps inside the TARDIS, martinis still in hand.

“Don’t be such a square, Herm.” She waves for her lady to join them. “Come on, babe.” [x]