no banana
Stupid recipe
Nov 24 at 7:37pmWeb
Show threadrc__buggyNov 24
I replaced my entire diet with applesauce and I think I might be shitting myself to death.
Show threadKenny2999Nov 24
Add some sugar free gummy bears and let it all go.
Show threaddb2Nov 24
Wash it down with some Tuscan Whole Milk.
Show threadjayboneNov 24
Do I want to know what this is?
Show threaddb2Nov 24

Yes. Yes you do.

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Show threadDickFiascoNov 24
You need to follow it up with an applesauce enema to replace the electrolytes.
Show threadTriumphNov 24
I did a bump of applesauce, and now I have a sinus infection.
Show threadjustOnePersistentKbinPleaseNov 24
You'll get pancreas issues first. Exactly what Steve Jobs died from
Show threadDragonTypeWyvernNov 25
Jobs was dumber. He started his fruitarian nonsense in response to his extremely treatable pancreatic cancer.
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartNov 24
It is a well-known substitution but you can't say you followed the recipe exactly after doing that.
Show threadnul9o9Nov 24

I was making salt dough for my kids school project, and i was wondering why it had the consistency of icing.

I realized i grabbed the powdered sugar container instead of flower.

Show threadFinal RemixNov 25
Did you need flower or flour?
Show threadnul9o9Nov 25
Woops lol
Show threaddanekraeNov 24
“I followed the instructions exactly except that I took one left turn instead of a right turn. I don’t know why I didn’t arrive at the correct destination as I followed the route exactly.”
Show threadiAmTheTotNov 24

For anyone unaware, applesauce is actually a common oil substitution in baking. This isn’t as crazy as it may seem.

That said, there’s still the issue with the use of “exactly”, however if I remember correctly (and take this with a grain of salt) from my Reddit days, this was an old post and it turned out that the original recipe maker actually suggested the applesauce substitute in the first place.

Show threadTheTechnician27Nov 24
It’s also a common egg substitute used in vegan cooking or for people with allergies. Wild, isn’t it?
Show threadthesystemisdownNov 24
Pumpkin puree works pretty well too if your recipe can handle a little squashiness.
Show threadSaveTheTuaHawkNov 25
Show threadbillwashereNov 25

Egg is a much harder thing to replace. My son is vegan so my wife is often baking things that are vegan. Chia egg or aquafaba are usually pretty good. She makes a vegan muffin that I honestly prefer to “normal” muffins. Although I’m not 100% sure what she puts in them, I’d bet its applesauce.

Whatever you do, don’t ever have vegan “cheesecake”…. run away… quickly

Show threadguynamedzeroNov 25
I would love to hear about your experience with vegan cheesecake, it sounds like an amazing tale
Show threadtoeblast96Nov 26
lies, vegan cheesecake is fire
Show threadF/15/[email protected]Nov 24
Can anyone elucidate me? What’s the purpose of apple sauce/oil in cake? Moisture retention? Texture? Adherence? Taste?
Show threadBlueMagmaNov 24
It serves the same purpose as butter, it’s just more common to use butter in baking, don’t use oil with a taste (olive oil is to be avoided for example) it will ruin the taste of the cake
Show threadtruiteNov 25
There are really good cakes with olive oil, you just can’t use it randomly.
Show threadAeronMelonNov 24
What he failed to mention is that he used Gerber apple sauce.
Show threadIninewCrowNov 24
and instead of 1 tbsp … they used 1 cup
Show threadWhiskyTangoFoxtrotNov 25
I didn’t have salt so I substituted garlic.
Show threadNewSocialWhoDisNov 25
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Show threadHeyJoeNov 24
This is like my wife, but with ordering food. Buys a specialty sandwich but removes everything that makes it what it is. Then has the audacity to say it wasnt very good…
Show threadhelpImTrappedOnlineNov 24
“I’ll have a Krabby Patty with no Bottom Bun, Patty, Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, Cheese, Tomato, Onion, or Top Bun” and then wonder why you got a pickle salad.
Show threadjustadudeingearNov 24
I accidentally used powdered sugar instead of flour. The cookies were terrible
Show threadBakerBagelNov 24
Applesauce is a pretty standard substitute for oils when baking. My mom eould always use it when making brownies.
Show threadSaveTheTuaHawkNov 25
Iusedcocaineinsteadofflourandthecookiesarefuckinggreat
Show threadBurntWitsNov 24
Shoutout to my community [email protected] which is more of this! I’d recommend someone check it out :)
I Didn’t Have Eggs - sh.itjust.works

People making changes to recipes and then complaining it didn’t turn out.

Show threadedgesmashNov 24

I’d recommend someone check it out :)

OK, I’ll be your someone!

Show threadfbrNov 25

1/5. I took the community name and replaced all letters with numbers and it didn’t work.

(Nice community, I’ve subscribed!)

Show threadmoseschruteNov 25
I can’t stop laughing at these posts 😂 thanks for sharing this community 
Show threadBurntWitsNov 25
I’m glad you’re enjoying the posts! I’ve got a few more saved, they’ll be posted shortly. After that I’ll be on the hunt, and hopefully others can add posts too.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamNov 25
ooo i love this stuff
Show threadSam_BassNov 25
Reminds me of the two times I screwed up some cornbread by mismeasuring the milk. Twice
Show thread/home/pineappleloverNov 25
Replaced chocolate with dog shit, don’t know why it tastes so bad
Show threadAgent641Nov 25
Skill issue
Show threadwhoisearthNov 25
Skissue
Show threadBloodyhogNov 25
Well, he says it himself: he did not turn out well. Should do better in next life!
Show threadConstant PainNov 25
I was making some ice, but substituted the water for baby oil. Now the ice feels liquid and squishy. Don’t know what I did wrong. Follow the recipe precisely!
Show threadSaveTheTuaHawkNov 25
Hi Diddy.