Please tell me this is shopped. This fucker is my age and I'm embarrassed that any of us turned out this pathetic.

https://lemmy.world/post/39224345

They’re all doing it, his just don’t match.

I wear a tux every chance I get, which is rare, but the other guys look perfectly proportioned.

Got a longish dick, smallish feet, never had the urge to “prove” anything with bigger shoes. Musk is straight up compensating.

OP posted this just to talk about his longish dick.
he might show it to you, if you ask nicely