Please tell me this is shopped. This fucker is my age and I'm embarrassed that any of us turned out this pathetic.

https://lemmy.world/post/39224345

They’re all doing it, his just don’t match.

I wear a tux every chance I get, which is rare, but the other guys look perfectly proportioned.

Got a longish dick, smallish feet, never had the urge to “prove” anything with bigger shoes. Musk is straight up compensating.

Post that hog
Alas, that would be like posting a skinny pig. Hard to call him a “hog”, no meat on the bone.