chosensilence

STOP EATING THE GODDAMN PLANT

https://pawb.social/post/35293878

Nov 23 at 2:50amWeb
Show threadDr JekellNov 23
Have you tried planting a tray of grass for him to eat instead?
Show threadEcho DotNov 23
I have some cat grass and both of them completely ignore it. It’s the only indoor plant they don’t eat.
Show threadSaveTheTuaHawkNov 26
My cat hated cat grass but would eat Christmas tree mini lights. Orange.
Show threadEcho DotNov 26

My tuxedo cat does not have the advantage of the shed brain cell. He has to get by on zero brain cell.

He has fallen in the pond at least three times because learning that liquid water does not support his immense weight, is physiologically impossible.

Show threadfossilesqueNov 23
Give your cats kitty psychedelics and get spider plants.
Show threadBanMeNov 23
Oh shit… I have like 15 spider plants around the house, this suddenly explains a lot
Show threadfossilesqueNov 23
Lmao yes, this is also how I learned.