Mark HJust spotted an episode of #Eurotrash started on Talking Pictures TV. Five seconds of Antoine de Caunes and Jean Paul Gaultier and hilarious accent voiceovers and we're grinning like idiots.
Ugly man who's not had sex in years. Naked people attacking meat. Machine of cow tongues. Force-feeding a bearded woman. Jean Paul and Antoine throwing a beach ball to one another. Magnetic human convention in Bulgaria.
We're just fifteen minutes in.
They don't make TV like this any more.
A communal toilet. Moose droppings earrings.
Damn. A mention of "European unity with Britain" from Antoine has made me suddenly quite pissed off and sad at the same time thinking about fucking Brexit.
Anyway, to finish...
Amateurs making pornos on a sex farm being interrupted by geese.
Damn it, but #Eurotrash was absolutely amazing TV.