What are the silliest reasons people have given you for not wanting to try Linux?

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What are the silliest reasons people have given you for not wanting to try Linux? - No Last Name Needed

>The best one I’ve ever heard is they like the Microsoft wallpapers. Yes i told them you can use them on linux too. But they argued with me that they wouldn’t be compatible. OQB @[email protected] [/u/[email protected]] [https://lemmy.world/u/lordnikon]

“Will I get attached to a subscription for it or something?”

“It’s not a subscription service!”

“Oh, okay… well, I don’t know… I don’t want to get a virus on it.”

“You can’t get viruses on it!”

“It’s not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?”

“It makes sex even better!”

“Sounds kind of expensive.”

“It’s the cheapest operating system there is.”

Where do I find an operating system that makes me want to have a sex?