PugJesus[filibusters everything that could possibly help the poor]
Explanation: Cato the Younger was an ultraconservative dickweed of the Late Roman Republic. One of his favorite tactics was to just keep talking until night fell and the Senate, by law, had to adjourn until the next meeting.
NoneOfUrBusinessThe modern US seeing this bullshit: "This sounds like a perfectly fine system to bring into my chief legislative body."