good theme park ride plot: “don’t look at the eye of mara”

recent theme park ride plots: “you must connect the four pylons at the jump point before Hexagon Centauri hides the tetrapaks! at jump you’ll lose 38% of your memory so keep the coordinates safe. and look out for cranberry prime!!! now go!”

@cabel
hang on i was looking at the eye of mara, fuck did i miss?

@cabel

Park Guest: * does absolutely nothing *

Theme Park Ride: Thank you from the bottom of my heart for everything you did to save the day!