Nah, that’s silly. Asia obviously has the longest coastline.

Sure, based on that paradox, the specific measurement of a given coastline will differ. But if you pick a standard (i.e., 1km straight lines), Asia is easily the longest. Doesn’t matter what standard you pick.

Some infinites are larger than other infinites.

It’s not a true fractal, so the length has some finite bounding. It’s just stupidly large, since you are tracing the atomic structure.

Theorem (No True Scotsman Fractal)

Let F be a geometric object. Then:

• If F exhibits infinite detail → F is a fractal
• If F has finite structure → F wasn’t a true fractal anyway

Proof: By definition of true fractals.