My partner and I have started playing Final Fantasy 7 (the original, in all its blocky, awkwardly-translated glory), and after the first battle with Tifa in our party—when her after-battle animation played for the first time (biiig stretchy)—I felt like I finally Understood something about a lot of nerds 5-10 years older than me. A missing piece of the "ah, that's why y'all're like that" puzzle.
Hm. Aerith is a lot... flirtier than cultural osmosis had led me to expect. Another mystery about the (slightly-)older nerds has been solved.

In a flashback, Cloud's mom tells him he needs an older girlfriend who'll take care of him. (same.)

lmao

Like, it's funny as-is, but I'm also making a note of it now in case it becomes *way* funnier later on

(also? same.)

Say the line, Aerith!

wait no whoops wrong line not that one let's try this again

Say the line, Aerith!

(cackling furiously. another piece of the puzzle slides into place.)

(granted, I had Heard About this bit before, which made it really hard to keep a—ahem—straight face when my partner wondered aloud why this district had a women's clothing shop where we didn't seem to be able to do anything)