My bad, I started downloading The Lord of the Rings movies - Extended Edition. Sorry!

How many times have I told you not to download movies or games in the middle of the day? You’ll tie up the phone lines.

Ok mum I stopped torrenting. You can use the phone again.

You tell we’re all old as fuck Millennials, because nobody else would make this joke. Lol.

I can’t even explain dial up modems to my son because I’d have to start by explaining what phone lines are.