Cloudflare just jumped off a bridge, down globally.
Downdetector down as they use Cloudflare, journalists are gonna be fukken mad as how they do they say 1000 people have reported an outage
Here's what it looks like from Mastodon end for anybody interested, green is successful queues, red is failed. Unfortunately a lot of the fediverse is behind antitrans supporters, Cloudflare.
Cloudflares status page is down now too

The Internet: designed to withstand an nuclear blast, reroute automatically.

Four tech companies: what if we can bring it down at any moment by typo'ing a regex string, lololol

lol, Cloudflare's status page got overloaded
Tech press trying to cover Cloudflare outage
Cloudflare say they are seeing signs of service recovery, but the failed queues are getting worse on my Mastodon server.
frame this modern art

Cloudflare continues to investigate an hour in

Mastodon failed queue continues to grow

Cloudflare 'Change Management' in action
Hour two of the Cloudflare outage, Mastodon retry queue at record length and failed attempts at highest amount on record too.
Wild, entering hour three and still seeing sites down and about 40% failure rate on Mastodon Sidekiq queue requests.
@GossiTheDog Gotta love the age of single points of failure in a supposedly massively distributed network of independent nodes
@elias_sorensen @GossiTheDog Paul Baran spinning in his grave.