Cloudflare just jumped off a bridge, down globally.
Downdetector down as they use Cloudflare, journalists are gonna be fukken mad as how they do they say 1000 people have reported an outage
Here's what it looks like from Mastodon end for anybody interested, green is successful queues, red is failed. Unfortunately a lot of the fediverse is behind antitrans supporters, Cloudflare.
Cloudflares status page is down now too

The Internet: designed to withstand an nuclear blast, reroute automatically.

Four tech companies: what if we can bring it down at any moment by typo'ing a regex string, lololol

@GossiTheDog meanwhile, literally every mid-sized to big company: we'll just pretend that didn't happen and will not change anything :)
@sijmen @GossiTheDog The same after CrowdStrike 2024, AWS 2025, etc.