If you're naked on your front porch and the neighbors can't see you, its rural.

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, its urban.

If you're naked on the front porch and your naked neighbor (also on their front porch) waves at you, it's Florida.

@cmconseils so if you’re naked on your porch and your neighbor can see you but can’t call the cops because you’re unicorporated. What sitch is that?
@pussreboots @cmconseils in practice land that rural involves a county sherif, who will take 30+ minutes to show up.