peopleproblems

I do own a body weight scale.

https://lemmy.world/post/38819046

Nov 15 at 6:47amWeb
Show threadFistingEnthusiastNov 15
Superbly played
Show threadLembot_0005Nov 15
It is some pun, I suppose? Can explain?
Show threadpeopleproblemsNov 15
Context: lemmy.world/post/38814537
I don't own a body weight scale - Lemmy.World

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Show threadhOrniNov 15
I don’t understand that one either.
Show threadclaimsouNov 15
People do not want to know their weight. That’s it. It’s some self directed irony.
Show threadhOrniNov 15
I own one too. I’ve been afraid to step on it for the last 16 months, but it’s there.
Show threadVex_DetrauseNov 17
Schrodinger Weight. Your either heavy nor light.
Show threadKrudlerNov 15
You think you’re better than me?
Show threadCeruleumNov 15
Do you have a scale?
Show threadKrudlerNov 15
I decline comment
Show threadMigratingApeNov 15
Dare: now post a photo while standing on it. The scale must be turned on.
Show threadominous ocelotNov 15
Belly may be in the line of sight?
Show threadu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)Nov 15
Then own it, show it who’s the boss here.
Show threadma1w4reNov 15
Mine still shows 134 kilos. 🚬🚬 Liar.
Show threadTheTurnerNov 15
Mine was showing 173lbs. Now it tells me 164lbs. Not drinking so many beers and eating less sugary things was a good idea. Though, the cravings are still there.
Show threadswab148Nov 15
I actually gained like 30 lbs after I stopped drinking, turns out I was using booze as a substitute for food, oops
Show threadLost_My_MindNov 16

Can you imagine The Walking Dead if the zombies were on a diet?

Braiiins!!! BRAIIIINS!!!

No Carl. It’s not our cheat day.

BRAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!

No Carl! I know the cravings are hard, but you lost 5lbs. Stay strong!

…brains.

I know.

Show threadseggturkaszNov 15
I’m really enjoy this drama! I hope someone one-ups, saying he has a scale but has no gravity to use it or something.
Show threadmvirtsNov 16
I took the sim card out of my 4G scale so I wouldn’t be able to send my weight to its masters