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@catsalad Oh, look, it's a physical representation of GitHub support.

@catsalad It was *you*, Switch!

(Awaits cease & desist letter from Nintendo.)

@catsalad peak design, 10/10 - no bugs reported, ever
@catsalad this sums up my healthcare experience 
@catsalad That sounds like an invitation (or challenge) to take the cover off and play with the wiring.
@north @catsalad And you don't even need to bother with non-conducting tools, because you're already in a hospital, and the AED has its own battery.
@catsalad straight to the sabotage field manual

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See, y'all, you're not understanding the problem, and thus you fail. The goal here is to make the switch receptive to erotic potentials.

But no. You'd rather try to force the switch that you can't even SEE to establish itself to a specific binary state. What is wrong with y'all? This is fedi, not x or bsky. We're better than that.

@catsalad I can smell this picture :(
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Does it work with the Switch 2 or only the first one?
@catsalad Remove plate, twist wires together.
@catsalad Does this switch only work in restrooms? Can we have one for every room please?
@catsalad 😂😂😂😂😂🚽

@catsalad This was on the wall in our room at the hospital after the birth of our daughter.

Activating it was a little tricky, and when Future Nurse did show up, she expressed a lot of disappointment in our parenting choices.

@eedly @catsalad but of course she turned up later

@eedly @catsalad coming this fall to the CW: Future Nurse, starring Julianna Margulies

S01E01: Into The Fire. Future Nurse must talk down a suicidal holographic social media addict while planning the hospital's 100 year memorial for the outbreak of COVID-19 and fending off the AI doctor that has inexplicably fallen in love with her.

@catsalad somebody’s OKRs included “reduce janitorial service requests”
@catsalad How did they know I brought a Nintendo in here?
@catsalad Also, Cypher from The Matrix totally misread this.

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Flathead screws so easily removed to see if there is an alternative way inside the box

@catsalad ok I turned on my switch, what now? /joking