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Show threadStarkRGNov 12
@catsalad Oh, look, it's a physical representation of GitHub support.
Show thread√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)Nov 12

@catsalad It was *you*, Switch!

(Awaits cease & desist letter from Nintendo.)

Show threadOLDNov 12
@catsalad peak design, 10/10 - no bugs reported, ever
Show threadBadass Britt Nov 12
@catsalad this sums up my healthcare experience 
Show threadJason Parker (he/they)Nov 12
@catsalad That sounds like an invitation (or challenge) to take the cover off and play with the wiring.
Show threadLog 🪵Nov 12
@north @catsalad And you don't even need to bother with non-conducting tools, because you're already in a hospital, and the AED has its own battery.
Show threadIƧΛΛC aka isaacNov 12
@catsalad straight to the sabotage field manual
Show threadNuclear OatmealNov 12

@catsalad

See, y'all, you're not understanding the problem, and thus you fail. The goal here is to make the switch receptive to erotic potentials.

But no. You'd rather try to force the switch that you can't even SEE to establish itself to a specific binary state. What is wrong with y'all? This is fedi, not x or bsky. We're better than that.

Show threadgrimmwareNov 12
@catsalad I can smell this picture :(
Show threadTakiro 🎨Nov 12
@catsalad
Does it work with the Switch 2 or only the first one?
Show threadJames WhiteNov 12
@catsalad Remove plate, twist wires together.
Show threadBob JamiesonNov 12
@catsalad Does this switch only work in restrooms? Can we have one for every room please?
Show threadstevenrayNov 12
@catsalad 😂😂😂😂😂🚽
Show threadE. C. BigribsNov 12

@catsalad This was on the wall in our room at the hospital after the birth of our daughter.

Activating it was a little tricky, and when Future Nurse did show up, she expressed a lot of disappointment in our parenting choices.

Show threadRamon Fincken 🇺🇦Nov 12
@eedly @catsalad but of course she turned up later
Show threadTom HeadNov 12

@eedly @catsalad coming this fall to the CW: Future Nurse, starring Julianna Margulies

S01E01: Into The Fire. Future Nurse must talk down a suicidal holographic social media addict while planning the hospital's 100 year memorial for the outbreak of COVID-19 and fending off the AI doctor that has inexplicably fallen in love with her.

Show threadjasonkarnsNov 12
@catsalad somebody’s OKRs included “reduce janitorial service requests”
Show threadLog 🪵Nov 12
@catsalad How did they know I brought a Nintendo in here?
Show threadLog 🪵Nov 12
@catsalad Also, Cypher from The Matrix totally misread this.
Show threadEli the BeardedNov 12

@catsalad

Flathead screws so easily removed to see if there is an alternative way inside the box

Show threadŚniąca Syrena (Detrans Arc)Nov 12
@catsalad ok I turned on my switch, what now? /joking