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I’ve seen a different version of this scenario posted on reddit. Idk, enjoy your fictional scenario. You will love the dead internet while you accuse real flesh bags of being bots.
I guess you might be real. The butthurt I’m sensing can’t be faked by AI yet.

Yeah, the AI will suck your balls and tell you how funny you are. I will be a buzz kill for strangers who want to enjoy their text meme.

Anyway, I’m outnumbered. Will see myself out to another corner of the internet that has more value.

You must hate the fiction section of the library.
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Rectal foreign bodies (RFBs) have been documented in medical literature for centuries, with one of the earliest recorded cases dating to the 16th century.[1] In modern clinical practice, RFB presentations are increasingly observed in emergency departments, particularly in urban settings. Reported cases of RFBs span a wide age range from infancy to over 90 years, with most adult patients being male.[2] Among male patients, presentations show a bimodal age distribution with a prominent peak in the 40s, while female patients tend to present at younger ages.[3][4][5] Emergency department visits involving older men have also shown a marked increase in recent years.[6] Despite this rising incidence, no universal clinical guidelines currently exist to standardize management, leading to wide variation in practice.[7]

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