potoooooooo ✅️

I love fucking pasta

https://lemmy.world/post/38375675

Nov 5 at 5:42pmWeb
Show threadzoeyNov 5
He did canned beans too. I will not elaborate
Show threadLORDSMEGMANov 5
Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Nov 5
I’ll be disappointed if Bush’s isn’t the most fuckable brand of bean.
Show threadRob T FireflyNov 5
Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.
Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Nov 5
Play your cards right and you won’t need those beans tonight. ;)
Show threadBilleghNov 6
Not now mom, I still have to try the pinto beans!
Show threadanomnomNov 7
Once you go black bean you’ll never go black eyed pea.
Show threadGladiusBNov 5
So you like some fur?
Show threadJerkfaceNov 7

Bean footage isn’t so beautiful now, is it?

tosses beans a towel

Clean yourself up. You’re a mess.

Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Nov 7
“You fucking disgust me.”
Show threadRaiderkevNov 7
Dammit. I ate some Bush’s beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I’m doing it all wrong.
Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Nov 7
I think it’s very admirable that you took them out for dinner before giving them the ol’ what for.
Show threadBarneyPiccoloNov 7
Up vote for making me LOL at “the ol’ what for.” Like something you’d hear on the Andy Griffith Show, if sex was legal in Mayberry.
Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Nov 8

I tell you what, Barn, she was making me feel warmer than one of Aunt Bee’s pies down at the church bake sale…

That really needs to be a porn genre ASAP.

Show threadBarneyPiccoloNov 8

How about an Andy Griffith/ Beverly Hillbillies crossover porn featuring a giant orgy by the cee-ment pond. Just don’t forget to invite Ellie May and Lou-Ann.

Maybe invite the Gilligan’s Island folks, just to bring in Ginger, and especially Mary Ann.

Show threadsomeguy3Nov 5
Not safe for Lemmy.
Show threadBarneyPiccoloNov 7

No need to.

So it’s all about food, huh? Not my thing, but I understand. We’ve all dipped our… toes… into the whipped cream/ chocolate syrup/ honey world.

Show threadgigastasioNov 5
Do calzones next!
Show threadNotSteve_Nov 5
Aw man this person lol. I remember them from the old world subreddit
Show threadaarch0x40Nov 5
Spoiler Alert! It’s the alfedo primavera
Show threadcrank0271Nov 5
Someone’s going to have to watch the video to confirm
Show threadCheesyFingersNov 5
I watched it back in the day.
Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Nov 5
I’m not sure if it’s true, but it does make all kinds of sense.
Show threadaarch0x40Nov 5
It’s actually mac & cheese 🤤
Show threadedinbruhNov 5
What the fuck is an Alfredo?
Show threadaarch0x40Nov 6
Fancy Mac and cheese
Show threadDrDystopiaNov 5
Fucking clickbait, which type is it?
Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Nov 5
I suppose you would need to check the original source…
Show threadDrDystopiaNov 5
Sigh, fine. Time to cook.
Show threadstupidcaseyNov 5
Finally mankind has evolved beyond feet, 20 more years like this and we might move past furry’s too
Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Nov 5
Ain’t no rule that pasta can’t go on furry feet, last time that I checked, mon frere.
Show threadComradeSharkfuckerNov 5
I miss anarchostripperism
Show threadDharma Curious (he/him)Nov 5
Outrageous! What’s the link so I can make sure I never see it?
Show threadBrewchinNov 5

Is this “if PornHub monetised and incentivised content creators like YouTube does”?

Also: The pasta - cooked or raw? 🤡

Show threadCandleTigerNov 6
Nobody’s fucking raw pasta, mate
Show threadBrewchinNov 6
You know this is the internet right? Nothing is beyond the realms of possibility if money is involved. Did Jackass teach us nothing?
Show threadmuusemuuseNov 6
Look up “one man one jar” and then tell me how certain you are about that statement.
Show threadxavier666Nov 6
Gordon Ramsey approves
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamNov 6
that doesn’t sound right to me
Show threadzerobotNov 7
i must be nobody then 😳
Show threadaarch0x40Nov 6
Well, he did slip on a rubber first.
Show threadTollana1234567Nov 7
so he cant impregnate the pasta.
Show threadzerobotNov 7
al dente is the only fuckable pasta imo
Show threadcouch1potatoNov 5
Sauce?
Show threadHeuristicAlgorithm9Nov 5
Looks like it yeah
Show threadwinkerjadamsNov 6
I hope he takes the best pasta and finds the best sauce next
Show threadRebels_DroppinNov 5
r/196, This person (I forgot which gender they like to go by) was a frequent poster there and would post these videos and a lot of other nsfw adjacent ones a few years ago.
Show threadShave_MyBeeverNov 5
Pesto if you’re into the sloppy seconds nut.
Show threadSiegfriedNov 5
Pomarolla
Show threadnotarobotNov 6
No honey. I said “i fucking love pasta”. This is not a new kink you have to learn about. Just a misunderstanding
Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Nov 6
I understood what you said. And I understood what I said.
Show threadddittyNov 6
“So how much do you love noodles?”
Show threadnormalexitNov 6
Rhett and Link are really expanding the brand.
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Nov 6
As you can see, we can’t.
Show threadRicky RigatoniNov 6
How does rigatoni rate?
Show threadmriormroNov 6
RICKKKKYYYY. FUCKING RRRRRRRIGATONIII baby
Show threadPope-King JoeNov 6
Show threadDozzi92Nov 6
Everyone thinks they’re manicotti, but in the end, we’re all just ditalini.
Show threadTurret3857Nov 6
hello the peak
Show threadFedizenNov 6
I think too many things are illegal. This is not one of those things.