pastolia6

It is to your exact specifications!

https://lemmy.ca/post/54591812

Nov 4 at 7:56pmWeb
Show threadOptionalNov 4
Props on the title. Well done.
Show threadperishthethoughtNov 4

Mitch Hedberg

Yay!

But awww, so short. :(

Show threaddonNov 4
You know crazy straws - they go all over the place? These straws are sane. They never lost their mind. They say, “we’re going straight to the mouth. That guy who takes a while to get there? He’s crazy.”
Show thread0opsNov 4
The Prince poster is a nice touch
Show threadNvermindNov 4
angry upvote
Show threadbrown567Nov 4
Not to mention his sisters, who each get a twin bed!
Show threadexplodicleNov 5
Fun fact about “California king”: the last king to rule over California was Ferdinand VII of Spain in 1821, but the last emperor to rule it was Norton I in 1880.
Emperor Norton - Wikipedia

Show threadstupidcaseyNov 5

Should have had a twin.

Don’t want the fool size mattress tho.

Show threadArseAssassinNov 5
At least he gets to hang up his Prince poster.
Show threadtamal3Nov 5
My grandma had a chair with a horsehair cushion, so that’s where my mind got stuck for a minute.
Show threadnaticusNov 5
Was it tall? If so, did she ever get off her high horse?