LadyButterfly she/herNov 4
Which have you perfected?
Show threadSkua

I absolutely do 1 and 2. 4, maybe on rare occasions? 3, though, can fuck off. Slapping my pockets a bit is just redirecting "forgot which way east was" to "forgot my wallet"; I was a dumbass either way

There is a legitimate chance that I really did forget my wallet though

Nov 4 at 5:44amWeb
Show threadsaimenNov 4
3 sounds like main character syndrome. Why would anyone even care? I usually just suddenly stop walking, confused look around until I figured out what is happening.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamNov 4
don’t forget to lick your finger and check the wind before you turn around
Show threadanomnomNov 4
I just usually don’t realize I’m goin the wrong way until I’ve reached the wrong place.