@nando161 You don't get it. You see, yer gawd thing wants lurve. But it ain't worth a thing if it isn't given voluntarily. So it creates billions of Human Beans, all with Free Willies. And those who voluntarily give it the lurve it wants will be rewarded with the Big Prize. It doesn't matter what they do in the meantime or what is done to them. Oh yes and if they don't give the lurve it doesn't just allow them to stop existing when they die either, they must suffer.

Am I getting the BS right?