Excuse me … Fux???
Who do I have to whopper to get a fux around here?
BIG fux
BIG fux XXL
The veggie option is “No Fux”.
On days where the customers only order veggie burgers, zero fux are given.
That was my nickname in college
No it wasn’t.
It appears to be German.
Right, but that still doesn’t make sense. The only dictionary entry I’m finding for Fux is a variant of Fuchs, which means Fox, or colloquially a few other things unrelated to food like ‘fraternity pledge’. Fuck is Fick (n) / ficken (v) so it’s seemingly not that.
It’s a quirky spelling for Fuchs, yes. And it’s about fast food names, what do you expect
should transition to burger national convention, followed by burger first republic
Eventually, a Burger Emperor.
What could they have done worse than being a burger king
Maybe they were too good
very real chance the corporation raised the prices of the franchise ingerdients without raising the prices of the franchise menu items and this location’s owner had a relationship with the local ingredient distributor, ran the numbers, and figured they could sell enough burgers in the local community to make more money than they would keeping the random walk-ins who go into a burger king because they know what they’re getting.
They were voting to become a Burger Democracy.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing paper crowns is no babies for a system of government!
Being a burger prince Andrew?
Ooh, ooh! I know this one!
It’s in Pittsburgh!

“Deise Fuxe gibt es auch als plant based.”

Signs in the burgh sprechst deutsch?

Nein, es ist meine Schuld.
I should click the pic and read first, but the one in Yinzertown just sprung to mind from the headline.
Who the fux going to go in here?
The burger isn’t going to fux itself…

Ingolstadt apparently. I couldn’t find the exact one, but there appears to be only 2 burger kings in the city, and I suspect it’s this one (warning: google streetview)

God what a beautiful city Ingolstadt looks like from above though, with the Danube flowing through it, and the old city having an actual green belt around it

Bevor Sie zu Google Maps weitergehen

Fun fact in case you didn’t know, the green belt you are referring to is the leftover area of what was once the city wall. You can still kinda see it in the star like shape of the green belt and there are a few old fortifications left for sightseeing.
Well it’s gorgeous as fuck.
aha! I see Vauban marched his way over there too then
I walked past there this summer, that one is still a burger king.
do you know where it is then, I typed in “Burger, ingolstadt” and got mostly nonsense results
I have no idea, I was there during my vacation.
So, I'm still googling it, it seems the one south of Ingolstadt was from the same owner, but this one had just re-opened last summer (I'm assuming new management) after being closed for a while. Still haven't found the "Burger" one though.
Yeah and the only source of this Burger is that one tweet, I literally cannot find any other information about it from another source
Found it, here!
Bevor Sie zu Google Maps weitergehen

YES! You even got the blue building in the background

Nice one!

And they didn’t think of an Illuminati-related branding angle?
No Kings finally working!
No gods, no kings, only fux.
Burger President
Chairman Burger
The fun thing is, both emotionally and semantically a burger means a citizen as in the opposite of a king.

This doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a bad shop. Maybe being a franchise wasn’t helping their business, so they dropped it.

It might be better than BK, that wouldn’t be hard to do. BK is the worst of the major franchise burger shops, by far. I’ll eat at Arby’s before I eat at a BK.

Don’t you besmirch the Sauce of the Gods.

Say what you will about Arby’s…

… There’s no “but”. I won’t stop you.

(Their spicy mayo - sorry, “horseradish sauce” - is pretty good though)

“When you eat at Arby’s, there are always (bigger) butts.”

- a wise man, probably

“People do crazy things in ads, like eat at Arby’s.” - Marge Simpson
Also potato cakes. Mmm.

And now you can completely avoid Arby’s and still get your Horsey Sauce fix: copykat.com/arbys-horsey-sauce/

I make a homemade version of the Arby’s Beef and Cheddar. Even bought a deli slicer just to get that piled-up effect. The Horsey Sauce recipe above nails it. The Arby Sauce however… I’ve yet to find a proper copycat recipe. I think there might be citrus (lime?) in Arby Sauce but it’s not listed in the ingredients.

Easy Copycat Arby's Horsey Sauce Recipe - CopyKat Recipes

Make your own Arby's Horsey Sauce at home, it's so easy to recreate this Arby's menu item at home.

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what kind of deli slicer did you get?

Vevor 10 inch 240W. I’ve absolutely rail this thing, lent it out to my hunting Jedi buddy who also put the screws to it, lather, rinse, repeat for two years now. I used to have a meat-smoking and charcuterie business, so I have opinions about deli slicers. This unit (vevor.com/…/vevor-commercial-meat-slicer-240w-ele…) is categorically okay.

Cleaning it is okay, not tool-free; I taped the necessary Allen wrench to the bottom. Performance is absolutely acceptable. Maintaining it is pretty simple (sharpener is included). Motor is decent. Cheese slicing performance is decent. It tends to throw a lot of shreds, but I bet polishing the backside of the blade would fix that. Portability is the suck, but some long Velcro strips improve that. It’s no $3000 Hobart, but also costs one order of magnitude less.

okay awesome thanks, i shopped some a while ago but didn’t really find anything short of some crazy commercial stuff
Yeah so now I’m hungry, thanks a lot 😂
It depends on the country I guess. Here in France I’d do a BK over McDonald’s any day. But it would loose to a Roadside (local burger chain) in most cases.

In the middle of the US all of the fast food chains are hit and miss depending on location. There are like 11 McDonald's nearby and two of them are consistently good. There are at least three BKs and only one of them is consistently good.

When the BK is good I find it far better than McDonald's. It is probably the fry grease they use and the open fire for cooking the meat, but also the vegetables and buns and everything else are just better imho. Good enough to get me to stop by a few times a year.

Same in sweden. I don’t eat if macd is the only option. BK is good but mAx burgers are better (when you only look at fast"food")
I dunno, BK doesn’t wreck my guts like McDonald’s