if i were batting i woudl just swing the bat into where the ball was so it bounced off ahead of me

they're just wasting their lives on these crappy guys they haven't leveled up enough, like use some potions and get your max level guys back in there

how come it's allowed that the umpire is just wrong when the camera clearly shows the umpire is wrong

there is a guy named will smith and a guy named boba fett in here do they get to pick their gamertags every round or something

such an awesome fashion-based disrespect emote to be wearing a pink elbowpad like "i know your ass is just going to hit me but i'm ready"

what are the different spells they are saying the pitcher is casting like 'changeup' and 'shapeshift' and stuff

finally there is a guy moving at all

ok at least the umpire is consistently wrong, so each umpire has like a certain terroir of their calls where they get to spice it up by being wrong from time to time

oh man the dodgers are calling in the mods to look at the replay

you can just stop the game and bring all your guys into the middle?

i guess the game is sort of always stopped, so i guess you can just walk wherever you want

this yamamoto guy rules, they should have let him be pitching the whole time.

ok i get why baseball is cool, they picked up the ball and threw it to the catcher extremely fast

the announcers are basically a third team in the game but their only weapons are sort of casting doubt on what happened and spinning the narrative of the game

the announcers are just like "this guy hits like shit, and basically is shit, and always has been shit" and i think they should pipe the announcer stream straight into every players earpieces so that the third team is balanced

why did the guy running home just give up? does touching home before the out not count if you get the force out at first?

i can't really follow sports because i can't develop like a 'chosen team.' both teams are usually doing really cool stuff. like it would be cool if the dodgers won because they are from where i live. but also it would be very funny for a canadian team to win the world series.

this springer guy just disassembled himself like a pulled sweater, is this like WWE where part of the game is the theatrics

when they go back to the dugout they gotta hook them up to those TENS machines and charge them up so they can play another 11 innings, balancing your charge mana is all part of the metagame

will smith being the winner of the game is a little too protagonist-armor for me. you can't just make the only named actor in the movie be the hero like that

i'm gonna go get my LACAB tattoo on my finger while the tattoo artists have the dodgers logo fresh in their muscle memory

i'm sorry toronto, but if it makes you feel any better LA is going to be a total shitshow for a few days