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Bad days

https://slrpnk.net/post/29647343

Nov 2 at 3:50amWeb
Show threadrafoixNov 2
Never seen someone so happy to have a dead husband.
Show threadthe_riviera_kidNov 2
If you were married to that dipshit you’d be happy too.
Show threadjustsomeguyNov 2
Show threadGnugitNov 2
A couch fucker isn’t much of an upgrade.
Show threadDrusasNov 2
It is if you don't actually want them to fuck you.
Show threadjustsomeguyNov 2

It’s all relative.

vice president couch fucker > propaganda tool couch fucker

Show threadragingHungryPandaNov 2
when I read “it’s all relative,” my mind went to the idea that they’re cousin fuckers.
Show threadWarmSodaNov 2
Couches, cousins, what’s the diff?
Show threadJcbAzPxNov 2
If say it’s more of a lateral move.
Show threadZinkNov 2
*Upgrayedd
Show threadIheartcheeseNov 2
Double dose of pimping and all
Show threadGnugitNov 2
Baby, I can wait alllllll week.
Show threadDenjinNov 2
Show threadTropicalDingdongNov 2
It’s weird
Show threadTollana1234567Nov 3
look at her dead eyes, she was feeling up vance, and vice versa, found her next meal ticket of a grifter.
Show threadrafoixNov 3
She’s gonna be sipping some drinks while she watches Peter Thiel bang Vance.
Show threadTollana1234567Nov 4
i think THiel is into young male models more, he had one before the young bf “defenestrated” from a multistory apartment building last year after becoming distressed over thiels increasing support for the anti-lgbtq+ policies.
Show threadxxce2AAbNov 2
I’d feel bad for her, but her choice of husband prevents it.
Show threadmrgoosmoosNov 2
well that and all the actions she’s taken both before and after his death
Show threadxxce2AAbNov 2
Her husband’s death? If only… Oh, you were talking about Kirk’s widow? I wasn’t.
Show threadmrgoosmoosNov 2
oh, duh
Show threadViking_HippieNov 2
Selling merch at said husband’s funeral isn’t exactly conductive to sympathy either…
Show threadjollyrogueNov 2
We can hope. 🍷🍷🍷🍾
Show threaddanc4498Nov 2
I see similarities too. JD Vance is a piece of shit.
Show threadbassomitronNov 2
This is all staged melodrama. It’s so fucking obviously scripted to distract that it’s shameful the Internet and media are even attempting to sell it as some risque genuine drama.
Show threadConfused_EmusNov 2
Andy Cohen, the real power behind Washington!
Show thread\[DUMBASS]/Nov 2
I give it 2 years before they’re together.
Show threadookNov 2
Bold of you to assume there hasn’t been an affair for 2 years already.
Show threadlumpenproletariatNov 2
JD had Vance taken out because he was going to go public with it.
Show threadCrapattf2Nov 2

3 -6 months - Vance and wife split, She loves him very much but won’t convert. we’re both committed to caring for their children who you won’t see much of again

6 months to a year , Vance and the grieving mrs kirk are supporting each other through these difficult times.

by end of year two they are married.

will be sped up if trumps health takes a turn, bonus points if the current mrs vance dies within 4 years

Show threadleftzeroNov 2
By split you mean she gets deported to Africa or disappeared?
Show threadPringlesNov 2
That would be a serious downgrade for JD. Usha is a highly accomplished lawyer who graduated top of her class at Yale, clerked for 2 supreme court justices and by all accounts is the brains behind JD Vances rise to power. Erika Kirk was miss Arizona and married to a shitstain.
Show thread\[DUMBASS]/Nov 2
All the Maga people will hear our of that is " Erika Kirk was miss Arizona", that’s all they will care about, oh and the other thing.
Show threadRooster326Nov 2

The “brains” behind JD Vance are Pecker wood Thiel

cbsnews.com/…/jd-vance-trump-vp-peter-thiel-billi…

The billionaire who fueled JD Vance's rapid rise to the Trump VP spot — analysis

Vance's most prominent benefactor over the years has been iconoclastic tech investor Peter Thiel, who in recent months said he's not giving money to any politician in 2024.

Show threadCatoblepasNov 2

Pecker wood

There’s a term I haven’t heard in an age!

Show threadBreakerSwitchNov 2
Okay, but, and hear me out on this. Erika is white, and that’s very valuable to some people
Show threadMakeitstopNov 2
Wish they had more in common.
Show threadSanPe_Nov 2
I wish that as well for every fascist everywhere in the whole universe.
Show threadLommyNov 2
They can all join “The hole universe”.
Show threadSeth TaylorNov 2
Daaaaaaaaaamn
Show threadFartMaster69Nov 2
What a weird fucking thing to say.
Show threadFilthyShroomsNov 2
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Show threadryedaftNov 2

This is so fucking gross and please don’t think it’s what I think but:

An Asian wife is great if you’re a VC in silicon valley but what if you want to be president?

Show threadDragonTypeWyvernNov 2
What if you want the Nazi vote you mean.
Show threadGreenShimadaNov 2
Except that she’s getting pushed to convert now as the result of this. So, typical GOP tactic, make an insane comparison and then use the halfway point to force others to move the direction you want.
Show threadBytemeisterNov 2
I think Vance is publicly making the push so that when she doesn’t convert, he can say that their religious differences became incompatible. He gets to marry Ms. Arizona, she gets to be the second lady, and Usha somehow gets the blame for not being faithful to her husband.
Show threadGreenShimadaNov 2
100% with you on this. It’s the only no-fault way to make him more appealing for 2028 if Stinky T doesn’t try and just stay forever.
Show threadBreakerSwitchNov 2
I’m so caught between “maybe he’ll be dead by then” and “he deserves to rot in prison for years”
Show threadexplodicleNov 2
At this point he’ll shoot himself in a bunker first.
Show threadryedaftNov 2
Is this conversion thing real? I mean, they have two kids, right? Isn’t this something you would typically talk about before having children? Or at least when kid 1 is baking.
Show threadGreenShimadaNov 3
No, no! That’s how normal people think through things! These people are power-hungry walking piles of shit. Vance went from calling Cheetoman Hitler to running on the same ticket as him. He’s willing to sell out any way possible, and they only know how to use other people and throw them away.
Show threadnialv7Nov 2
Wait, what are you trying to say?
Show threadA_norny_mousseNov 2

That JD might marry her - a “white” woman - because it looks better when he wants to run for pres.

Gross, but as soon as he & Usha divorce I will remember this.

Show threadleftzeroNov 2

Divorce? No, no, divorce is bad, they’ll soon be making that illegal.

No, he’ll just have the marriage annulled, and deport her to El Salvador or Rwanda or somewhere like that.

Or she’ll just disappear from some detention centre and all official records.

Show threadilinamoratoNov 2
I dunno if her being Asian is that much of a liability. Melania is Russian.
Show threadslaneesh_is_rightNov 2
Yeah, she’s white. Everything else is yuvky
Show threadKornblumenratteNov 2
Melania Trump is Slowenian. Your argument still holds.
Show threadilinamoratoNov 2
Ah, thanks.
Show threadMousePotatoDoesStuffNov 2
Is this the sanctity of marriage and traditional values or whatever the Religious Right is claiming to protect?