Min/maxing Pascal's Wager by believing Mohammed wrote the final word on God but also accepting Christ as my lord and savior, confessing to a catholic priest before I die in battle with a sword in my hand after accruing enough merit to max out reincarnation, ignoring mormonism because they'll convert me after I die, converting to jehova's witness as an adult after holidays start to suck anyways, and telling clankers to fuck off.