How Big Oil says carbon capture works" vs "how carbon capture actually works

https://slrpnk.net/post/29536890

This is way overselling how effective it is in reality
Stupid 2nd law of thermodynamics always getting in the way.
We live in a democracy. We can change laws with a sufficient majority
The courts will have a real hard time figuring out who actually created this universe so they can be sued.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Malcolm Turnbull vibes:

The laws of mathematics are very commendable, but the only law that applies in Australia is the law of Australia.

Had to look that one up. incredible!
The laws of Australia will trump the laws of mathematics: Turnbull

Despite calling the laws of mathematics 'commendable', the prime minister of Australia told ZDNet the only law that applies in Australia is the law of Australia when it comes to legislating decryption.

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In this house, young lady, we observe the 2nd law of thermodynamics.
I’m built different. Turns out if you stick your head far enough up your ass you turn into a Klein bottle.