Julius Caesar was stabbed in
the chest
12%
the back
16.5%
front of the Senate
16.3%
his toga
14.4%
response to his dictatorship
18.1%
March
22.7%
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the correct response is, of course, “excess of twenty times”.

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@futzle This feels like a reference to that Canadian comedy duo?
@fsvo If I told that joke once I told it a THOUSAND TIMES
@futzle Didn't Rowan and Martin have a routine about that?
@futzle
You missed out the box labelled "yes".
@Steveg58 It's multiple choice, you could have ticked them all.
@futzle
I did, except for "in front of the senate" but even that could be true if you take "the senate" as "the assembled senators". Actually that is probably correct because I'm not sure they had an actual building called "the senate".
@Steveg58 Apparently he was stabbed in the gardens in front of the Pompey Theatre but that seemed a bit precise even for the Fedi.
@futzle
But they were there because there was a senate meeting happening there.
And "a bit precise even for the Fedi" seems uncharacteristically optimistic for you.