tetris11Oct 29

You have an unlimited budget to make the world first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?

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Show threadashenoneOct 29
Its a Mary Poppins umbrella that floats you gently to the ground. And a laser shoots from the top.
Show threadSmoothIsFastOct 29
Wouldn’t you want the lasers to shoot from the sides? How likely is there to be an enemy above you as you float to the ground?
Show threadTruscape
Ergonomically, it makes more sense to hold it like a rifle when it’s folded.
Oct 30 at 5:22amWeb
Show threadSmoothIsFastOct 31
Yeah, but then you’d plummet to the ground…