Fever dream phone. Also, no apps.

https://lemmy.world/post/38028727

I had a Windows Phone and I loved it. Fight me.

Fight me.

No, you already have some strange inner demons you apparently need to fight.

Counterpoint: Windows back then wasn’t as reviled as it is now. I also wonder how many of the people upvoting you ever even put their hands on one
Counter counterpoint: Windows back then was Windows 8.
Actually, the first iteration of that interface was Windows Phone 7 and it was pretty terrific.