I know, I know, *everybody* wants to jump on to the #BadNewsBlueJays bandwagon for the #WorldSeries — but I have too much respect for my coronary arteries to find a team logo jelly donut too appealing. #MLB #Toronto
@Beltliner403 having a heart attack from team-themed food is the pinnacle of fandom. Didn't you see "da Bears" SNL sketch?
@johnefrancis “Ken Swerski’s Quiz Masters…brought to you by ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Polish Sausage’.” #SNL