blueberikI just called someone James when it turns out he'd just said his name is Timothy, how's your day going?
Deanna M F MidnightI called my sister's husband Andrew/Andy for TWO YEARS. His name is Matt 😬😬😬 (he thought it was a bit, and that I was being hilarious)
@Decline lol I'm glad he was chill about it anyway! But yeah it's horrifying when you find out and you're like "that isn't even close, wtf brain?" 
@bright_helpings it's definitely among the more WTF things my brain has done! Many sympathies for you, bud.