I committed the unforgivable sin of coughing while walking around K. His lashing out succeeded in spinning his chair tray right into my pint+ mug of coffee, full of my morning mix: strong coffee with a hefty dose of fiber and milk. It flew just far enough to dump its contents all across my laptop and the general clutter around it.
Psyllium is sticky. That seems to have slowed the coffee soaking into the keyboard, so frantic response may have saved me.
My chill, OTOH, is entirely trashed