I'm going to celebrate the launch of Death by Scrolling with some Grog, just like the pirate leaders did.

@grumpygamer uhm... According to what I read the other day, grog is, essentially, watered rum with lemon and sugar. It's oftentimes served warm.

It's due to the looks of the drink that I have faith issues ™

@Jobbs @grumpygamer You need to switch grog supplier. Grog is a secret mixture containing one or more of the following:

Kerosene, propylene glycol, artificial sweeteners, sulfuric acid, rum, acetone, battery acid, red dye #2, SCUMM, axle grease and/or pepperoni.

@pianosaurus @grumpygamer Alright, but... is it gluten free?
@Jobbs @grumpygamer Don't worry; Grog gives everyone celiac disease symptoms, indiscriminately. It's fair like that.