Whatever you do:

Do NOT follow me

Do NOT like my toots

Do NOT boost my toots

I’m serious. Don’t do it.

@Verrence Shit, it's too late!

@theplaguedoc

This is going on your permanent record.

@Verrence okay sorry *unfollows, unlikes, unboosts* again so sorry, it will not happen again
@Verrence you're leaving a rather glaring replyguy loophole here 😏

@mjrh

All part of my plan.