When I get rich, I’m going to start washing my ass. Shit is going to be pristine. I’ll be able to get within inches of you and you’ll never even smell it.
Believe it or not, you can still do it while not being rich
But it feels wasteful to be wiping my ass with all this money when I could finally buy food.
Oh yeah? Where are your peer reviewed papers saying so. /s
I’ve got some poop-reviewed papers if you’re interrsted