So the Smart Chicken people apparently think I'm dumb and won't notice that there are now just three bone-in chicken thighs in each package, down from four and costing even more.

@briankrebs
So, where are they getting all the three-legged chickens?

Chernobyl?

No, it has to be Three Mile Island.

@mcpinson with Three-Mile-Boots still attached?
Also just more shrinkflation, it used to be seven miles back in the old days
@briankrebs