I'm fine with being stupid

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/56318916

The area is very easy to calc, its only adding clear poligons, basic geometry. Somewhat harder to calculate the volumen of this thing.

Volume is also nothing but polygons, where accuracy depends on number of slices.

Or: dump it in a water tub and measure height of water line.

Yeah, the easy way, but not so easy with pen and paper (also only basic math, but a lot)