I'm fine with being stupid

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/56318916

STOP MAKING NEW SHAPES.

WE HAVE ENOUGH SHAPES.

I’m not sure.

My doctor always says that I’m out of shape, so I’m sure I should get a new one

We already have all the shapes we need. Square. Circle. Octagon. Tetrahedron. Tesseract. Penis.

That’s enough shapes.

Did you just skip Hexagons?! Hexagons are the Bestagons!
Octagons and hexagons are the same thing. It’s right there in the name. Gon. It’s okay, many people think they’re different shapes, it’s a very very common misconception.
Oh, I actually didn’t know that. Thats a really interesting fact, thanks!
Nonagon infinity opens the door.
Hey, everyone knows you need to wait for the answer to open the door.
Not if you get on the floor immediately after

A penis is just a fancy cylinder

And a dildo is just a penis with flair

Just go /c/dadjokes
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