What if reincarnation is real, but you were probably plankton in your last life, so you don’t remember anything anyway?

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/33554249

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I guess it would explain why everyone can fucking eat me.

Pretty sure that’s because humans are simply at the top of the food chain and can eat pretty much any other animal, including other humans.

In unrelated news: Would you like to come to my Donner dinner party?

I use the name Donner to make restaurant reservations just to hear them say, “Donner, Party of four”
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