Anil DashLOL I stepped away from Mastodon for a couple hours and everybody is VERY MAD that I made jokes about CLIs. I use them every day, guys, it's gonna be okay. I promise I did not hurt Zork's feelings. It is, however, a factual statement that CLIs are not discoverable user interfaces and they are a poor choice for mainstream audiences; this debate was settled long ago.
Brian Vargas@anildash You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
> Open mailbox
Opening the mailbox reveals: A leaflet.
> Take leaflet
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