YSK: there's a lite version of DuckDuckGo

https://sh.itjust.works/post/48254301

YSK: there's a lite version of DuckDuckGo - sh.itjust.works

And it should work with practically any browser in existence. It’s also one of the few websites still using HTML 4.01.

There’s also FrogFind that’s a wrapper for DDG that’ll let you actually view (some of) those results on some ridiculous hardware.
FrogFind!