If the social media you’re using has a CEO, it’s not decentralized.
@suzannealdrich as the CEO, CTO and CFO of this 5 user server I demand recognition and respect and shareholders and venture capital and infinite monies and

@anthropy
I pray to your server almost every day. What more do you want, oh royal godness.

@suzannealdrich

@VickForcella I have updated the containers, pray I do not update them further 
@suzannealdrich @catsalad wait one minute! I thought @catsalad was the CEO… or maybe the CMO… Chief Meowing Officer… did I get this wrong?
@suzannealdrich Oh no.... The fediverse has John Mastodon... ​
Mastodon’s CEO and creator is handing control to a new nonprofit organization

The decentralized social network is moving ownership to a new non-profit based in Europe.

The Verge
@suzannealdrich chokepoint engineering officer?