Great business idea, tbh

https://lemmy.world/post/37570764

An actual capitalist innovation
What happens if you are the only employee or one of two employees in your company
what happens if you send him to a friend’s business because they were complaining about having a boring day
From my understanding, he doesn’t necessarily make it clear that it’s a employee’s complaint still, depending on the complaint it would ve obvious
If youre the only one, I think it would look like that Monty Python sketch “Argument Clinic”
You just have to be the first one to mumble: i can’t believe he did that
You make the complaint clearly refer to the other employee and wait for the shit show
Need a link for this genius already
His name is Calimar White and his business is called Occupational Cares Diversity Affairs.
I was curious too, so did some searching. His name seems to be Calimar White (based on this Tiktok page) , and the company is called OCDA (Occupational Cares Diversity Affairs). The website, which also has YouTube videos, is at https://ocdaofficial.com/
TikTok - Make Your Day

I love the unofficial slogan “we are NOT affiliated with OSHA” 😄
Incredible name, I really want to say it out loud but my husband’s sleeping next to me
That’s a cook rhyming name
"Hey, so… I work at Microsoft… "
Would be fun to call out my cokehead boss this way!
I’d use this service for when I need to retire or quit from a job I may not like. Like how the Japanese do.
Oooh I dont know what you’re referring to but I would like to

Japanese working culture is … different.

metropolisjapan.com/resignation-agencies/

Tl:dr;

The top-cited reason for using resignation agencies, at 40.7%, was that companies refused to let them quit. Other reasons included fear of backlash if they resigned alone or their work environment discouraged employees from quitting independently.

"They Ripped Up My Resignation Letter"

1 in 5 Japanese workers in their 20s turn to resignation agencies. Workers are often not allowed to quit and have nowhere else to turn.

Metropolis Japan
discouraged from quitting? bitch the whole point of quitting is to not be beholden to your shit.
If you want to be unemployable in Japan as a whole, sure, leave on your terms. It’s fucked up.
that is awesome ty for the link!
In Japan companies even do their best to not fire people and just bully them into quitting. So they don’t have to pay severance and also maintain their image. They will basically isolate employees from their colleagues and give them jobs that they weren’t even hired to do, like cleaning. Basically shit that is straight up illegal in most western countries.
What prevents them for doing the same? Not doing their job until they are fired so they don’t have to quit. I would get that would be even more shameful
Japanese principles of honorable work, fear of retribution in future jobs. They’re brought up to expect a very different relationship with their company, and end up with a self-abusive mentality that they must deserve the mistreatment.
Easy to get blacklisted

Basically they do shit that is straight up illegal in most western countries.

May I introduce you to the Reassignment center.

A reassignment center (also known as a rubber room) is a type of holding facility administered by the New York City Department of Education for teachers accused of misconduct while awaiting resolution of their misconduct cases.[1][2] As of 2007, the city had thirteen reassignment centers.[3] The teachers are not required to do anything, and they may be assigned to the center for months or years.[citation needed]

Three Department of Education employees speaking to the UFT’s “New York Teacher” confirmed teachers’ allegations that Fordham High School for the Arts Principal Iris Blige filed allegations against the school’s UFT chapter leader, to place her in a reassignment center, in order to intimidate her and to set an example to the school’s staff.

Since the teacher has been accused of misconduct. The Deptartment can hide behind that fact to argue against dismissal.

Reassignment center - Wikipedia

I’d love to see them try that on me lol… Oh I can’t quit? I’ll just stop coming into work and if you want to continue to pay me, then that’s your prerogative.
This takes away all the fun of insulting your boss yourself…

Nah, the good old days, when you’d step out for a smoke break and cut their brake lines, before they leave to take a two-week holiday vacation. No HR, no confrontation, just results. And maybe a promotion!

Now we have ‘mediators’ and CEOs don’t like having an office with floor-to-ceiling windows on the top floor anymore…

Dom’t worry. His services are not mandatory.
I complained to my boss about my boss and he would make sure to change things for the better of his employees. Because the less employees complain, the better work they do.
I literally love this king.
I’ve been watching Jon Breaks Bad News, he makes calls like this on stream, it can get pretty wild.
This guy has a total meltdown!

YouTube

I just noticed this on our calendar and had to wonder if the boss of the calendar company made them put this here.

Oh I think it should be a day where the boss does the actual job and shows us why they’re boss
That might work with mid level managers but my experience has been that when the more senior folks do try to do this (for whatever reason) they are so overwhelmed by their own reality distortion they think they did a good job. I mean they don’t have to deal with the consequences of their poor choices ever, so why worry about a concept or design being bad.
That has got to be a deeply sarcastic joke, hasn’t it?
Apparently it’s a legacy of nepotism. Someone in 1958 was working for daddy and wanted to celebrate daddy on daddy’s birthday for being such a good boss. Thanks daddy.
I saw that on our calendar this year and laughed. The company i work for had a huge influx of buisness for a year or two, but they mismanaged the hell out of the profits. With everything going to shit this year they had to let go of over half the company, including my husband just days before his hire date anniversary when he would have gotten more vacation days and his yearly raise… Yeah…boss…i dont have many reasons to be thankful this “bosses day”
Hahahahahahahahahaha. I’d so love to see them try that here in France!
How does his company make money?
The bosses say, “thank you for setting me straight” and pay him.
He then sends a companywide email asking for the employee to step forward for their promotion
And everybody claps.
He just does it as a hobby
I would imagine if the company were called him up or send him an email saying this is what I would like he tells you okay it’ll be 50 bucks and then you pay him money to go do this. Fairly simple
it’s business consulting, maybe you’ve heard of it. big money in consulting. he’s doing it right
this guy gets it
You don’t get it. He’s job is to talk.
He is job is to talk?
Hesa joba isa to talka.
I mean if one of his services is to curse out the bosses in a JarJar Binks voice, I’d happily pay that premium
I was going to say “It is late where I am” but I was fully awake when I wrote this. I’ll keep it as it is.
Love how he points to the text and is like “See? Right here it says Dickwad”