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https://lemmy.world/post/37541251

Oct 18 at 11:04pmWeb
Show threadover_cloxOct 18
I’d ask for 3x extra happy, I still want my meal…
Show threadChicoSuaveOct 19
Server: gives you drugs
Show threadover_cloxOct 19

No no, that’s Burger King. Just ask for a cup of ice, and slip them a $5, you get a nickel bag of weed.

Disclaimer: Probably not applicable at all locations.

Show threadYupaOct 19
Every McDonald’s in Japan after they release another pokemon toy.
Show threadDharma Curious (he/him)Oct 19

“can I get a happy meal, extra happy”

Immediately gets infected by an alien parasite