@davidrevoy Guess what I had last night. πŸ•
@davidrevoy These birds really don't know what they are missing, but: happy for the scarecrow

@FoxbrushTailwag @davidrevoy Pizza πŸ•, pineapple 🍍, garlic πŸ§„

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@schnittchen @FoxbrushTailwag @davidrevoy Pear on pizza ❀️ pomegranate on pizza ❀️ banana on pizza ❀️

@lettosprey

Okay, I am now tempted to try pomegranate, since I really like these, plus I can actually imagine it. Pear I heard of, but I don't think I try that. Banana and Kiwi I heard and definitely won't try, but to each their own preferences :)

@schnittchen @davidrevoy

@FoxbrushTailwag @lettosprey @schnittchen @davidrevoy I love that the biggest fights in this corner of the internet are only fought about pizza toppings!

@keeya

Oh, this is also very much a real life thing, especially in Switzerland, where you historically have lots of Italians. I had a co-worker once with Italian roots, and even though I like pineapple on Pizza, I don't always need it. However, whenever I went out eating with him along, I made sure to order pineapple, just for the facial expression and sometimes discussion.

@lettosprey @schnittchen @davidrevoy

@FoxbrushTailwag Heh, I meant in general to… other places on the internet.

I also have an Italian friend and I constantly send him these, memes and comics with pineapple pizza and he usually sends a knife emoji back. :D

@keeya

well, now you have a fresh new picture to send, Foxbrush enjoying pineapple pizza :p

@FoxbrushTailwag It's always funny though, looking at this comic, David's notifications must have exploded. :D

And I think it's great because it reminds me of a time where ppl on the internet fought over vi vs Emacs or which Linux distribution is better instead of drowning the place with fascist trash.

@FoxbrushTailwag @schnittchen @davidrevoy banana on pizza is a big thing in Sweden, and last time we were at a pizza place there, I decided it was time to give it a try. I expected it to be blah but it was not at all as expected...

Pear was my favourite. The first try was in Austria, 50 meters from the border to Italy. Pear, honey & walnuts.. That pizza was amazing.

@davidrevoy so, the crows are a bunch of easily offended snowflakes?
@davidrevoy Me too! 😍
@davidrevoy Ah, so she’s more of a psychological horror type of scarecrow.
@davidrevoy Me too little scarecrow, me too.
@davidrevoy They all flew off to get Hawaii pizzas obviously.
@yon Nice plot twist! 
@yon
They were replaced by gulls. Those guys will eat anything, including loaded nappies (diapers).
@davidrevoy
@davidrevoy looks dangerously remixable!

@iemcd Yep, and please do, the CC BY-SA license is here for that!

Some options I considered* (content warning, some are pretty dark, some are lewd):

1. I'm a huge fan of Nickelback.
2. We're no strangers to love β™ͺ β™© You know the rules, and so do I β™«
3. The farmer who made me, buried his own child.
4. Yes, jiggle your tiny feather. It makes me wet.
5. I saw your parents and grandparents reproduce right here... And I loved it.

*Edit: Considered, but not published, for obvious reasons πŸ˜…

@davidrevoy maybe 'pineapple pizza' requires a content warning ?
;-)
@davidrevoy How are you, David? as usual, always interesting and very good.
@davidrevoy KNIGHTS OF THE PINEAPPLE!
@davidrevoy
That scarecrow is obviously a psychopath... I mean seriously, Canadian bacon is one thing, but pineapple. Like what are you gonna say next? Bananas on Spaghetti, chocolate on Prime rib, or rum and Pepsi.
@davidrevoy Plot twist: the scarecrow is a WordPress plugin author who's only saying that so they can log into the directory.
@davidrevoy Now do anchovies, please.
@davidrevoy Not only that, but pineapple as the ONLY topping! πŸ˜„
@davidrevoy I never understand the hate. Its exist so many weird variants and someone choose too make the pinapple to the enemy.
For me its my fave on pizza. I love pizza hawaii so much and love to make me a vegetarian variant myself 
@davidrevoy Me, too! Sweet pizza! :)

@davidrevoy

Pineapples don't belong on pizza!

Eaten?! 😱 They should be hired discreetly from a reputable pineapple agent, placed prominently upon the mantelpiece, flanked by their transport maid and security guard, and displayed proudly to show one's wealth and social prominence to all one's callers! Everyone from 16th and 17th century Britain knows this.

@davidrevoy Ahahah! L'ananas et le poireau sur la pizza, mmmmh...

@davidrevoy
I do too... sometimes, but 'marinara' is my favourite!

#pizza #hawaiian #marinara

@davidrevoy A Canadian scarecrow then.

@davidrevoy There's a tv show where a girl going to high school wanted to go to acting club. However, she is shy and when she is shy she tuned to #scarecrow. Meaning Her eyes turned dazed and her arms fling straight across like a scarecrow.

It is because her job back in the country was to be a scarecrow attracting all animals away form a farm.