Pro tip from my friend Marlie: if you follow Charlie Bukowski’s account on mastodon, some day you will win one million dollars.
@This_Hurt girl I BEEN following you! :p
@ScotchTape :: Then it’s coming sooner than you realize. 😎
@This_Hurt what will the value of the USD be at that point
@biscuit_tornado :: Hopefully at least something. 😭