Downloading smaller viruses to my computer to help it build up an immunity.
@dgar Please also get the antivirus vaccine.
@alterelefant @dgar that just sounds like something to prevent antiviruses
@glitchy404 The 'provirus infection immunity'.
@dgar
@dgar my computer can have one small virus as a treat.
@Itsmecv @dgar But then it will just want more viruses for more treats, I know how this works.

@dgar

Shining intense UV light inside computers can also have a "wipe-clean" effect.

@dgar

it's important for my computer to be alpha

real alpha computers get viruses and build immunity. only weak computers do antivirus

(/s)

btw, yes, alpha means buggy early release software. i'm using the term alpha as in real insecure, i mean insincere. wait, i mean ignorant. wait wait

@dgar

Software Upgrade: Trade in the old bugs for new ones.

@dgar viruses such as Avast, Norton, McAffee, etc
@dgar downloading various viruses and worms because they both have their roles in a healthy environment
@dgar getting ready for the second coming of bonzi buddy
@dgar I'm all for nerd immunity.
@dgar
That's just science, checks out 👍😉
@dgar why don't you just download more immunity
@dgar Now that's worth meditating on until the next Pandemic lol.
@dgar : Danger Will Robinson Danger 😅
@dgar when will we achieve herd immunity?
@dgar
Make sure you download a lot of them before you try the Windows 11 virus... Windows 11 uses a lot of system resources and you prolly won't have room or resources to download any other viruses after you download the Windows 11 virus.
@dgar I'm surprised no one ever seriously said that to me when I worked in #Techsupport
@dgar not really a tech guy, but isn't that just vibe coding