Why change to Linux when you can just give up on computers altogether?
I must admit I've been wanting to enact Cannibal Corpse songs on Microsoft for a while now, but I tried many flavors of Linux and it just doesn't work for me.
Been in IT all my life, my problem is not due to a lack of skills. But when I've been solving problems for others at work all day, can MY computer just work without me having to read man pages ad nauseam?