SnokenKeekaGuard

Believe it or not

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/55462688

Oct 14 at 1:04amWeb
Show threadSnokenKeekaGuardOct 14
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Show threadN0Decaf4M3Oct 14
You do realize that you’re about to start a war, right? 😁
Show threadSnokenKeekaGuardOct 14
It was all worth it
Show threadN0Decaf4M3Oct 14
Fine, I’ll start. I’ll have my pizza with pineapple, peppers and maybe some pepperoni.
Show threadSnokenKeekaGuardOct 14
You’re the one in trouble mate. 😭
Show thread0opsOct 14
I have my pineapple with pizza
Show threadtheneverfoxOct 14
Oh God… You disgust me, and I really like pineapple pizza
Show threadEmpricornOct 14

Pickled cake is like cake
but it’s got pickles

See? I can ruin good things too!

Show threadSnokenKeekaGuardOct 14

That should be pickle cake.

Pickled cake oughtta be cake that is then pickled. Which I don’t think would be possible?

Show threadEmpricornOct 15
Fine. Edited…
Show threadlauhaOct 14
Pickled pizza is like pizza But it’s pickled
Show threadgeneral_kittenOct 14
now i crave sandwich cake with pickles.
Show threadRaivoKulliOct 14
Sandwich cake is delicious though
Show threadWanderWisleyOct 14

Here’s the original before the edit, enjoy…

Show threaddanc4498Oct 14
Pineapple on pizza is good. The haters have the palate of a 2 year old.
Show threadDragonstaffOct 14
I’ll never understand why people argue about subjective opinions. Pineapple gives pizza a sweetness to compliment the savory tomato. If you don’t like it, don’t put pineapple on your pizza and shut up about other people’s decisions.
Show threadbrbOct 14
Found the p*neapple eater
Show threadAA5BOct 15

Pineapple gives pizza a sweetness to compliment the savory tomato

No, pineapples pizza a sweetness to compliment the salty meat, the ham or pepperoni or salami or bacon or prosciutto

Show threadzaphodb2002Oct 14
Pineapple is good and not even particularly controversial despite how much the haters seem to want to make it. There was a place I used to live near that did a “cheeseburger” pizza with ground hamburger, onions, pickles, and mustard. I fucking loved it but that thing was CONTROVERSIAL
Show threadjukmehrkOct 14

It’s been 16 hours since this has been posted, and no opposing factions have formed yet. What’s gonna come next? Tolerance for both vim and emacs? /s

related German satire: www.der-postillon.com/2025/09/ananas-pizza.html

Produkt-Rückruf bei Dr. Oetker: Tiefkühlpizza war mit Ananas belegt

Bielefeld (dpo) - Wegen Kontamination mit Fremdkörpern ruft Dr. Oetker im großen Stil Tiefkühlpizzen des Typs "Pizza Hawaii" zurü...

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Show threadQwazpoiOct 14

Personally I’m far more concerned with the amount of sauce I’ve been seeing on pizza than people’s choice of toppings, but i honestly don’t mind pineapple. The right amount and I find it a nice sweet flavor that goes nice with spicy toppings like jalapeno.

On the sauce thing, It’s getting to the point where it’s easier to list places that don’t just give you cheesy bread with a microscopic level of sauce because apparently that’s the norm around here.